| WAV Name |
Desription |
Artist |
| aahkick.wav |
<laughing> "I'll kick your f*&king ass" |
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| abone.wav |
"Throw me a fricking bone here!" |
Dr. Evil - Austin Powers |
| abuseme.wav |
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| ace205.wav |
"Scuse me...your balls are showing." |
Jim Carey |
| aces.wav |
"Hello gorgeous...give us a smile! Aces!" |
The Tick |
| aces1.wav |
"It's alright Janet...we'll play along for now and pull out the aces
when the time is right." |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show |
| acidsex.wav |
"I'm thinking about good sex...Big sex...Hot sex...Rough sex..." |
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| acookie.wav |
"It's locked! It won't budge.No! I must get in! Stop wailing Serina!
But I want a cookie!" |
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| addict.wav |
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| admirer.wav |
"Well whadya know! I've got an admirer!" |
Tweety Bird |
| adoobie.wav |
"Ooooooh a doobie! Let's bogart that big fat boy." |
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| affairs.wav |
"It's one of the Master's affairs." |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show |
| afk2p.wav |
"I have to goto the bathroom. I can't think straight It's
how bad it is." |
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| afteryou.wav |
"Well, after you kitty cat." |
Pulp Fiction |
| agesex.wav |
"I don't care how old you are and you can't have sex with me." |
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| ahah.wav |
"You know that annoying busy signal you get with AT&T?"
"Yea"
"I think you'll find ours much more pleasant."
<girl moaning>
"If that doesn't say call again, I don't know what does." |
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| ahcrap.wav |
"Ahhhhh Crap!" |
Krusty The Clown - The Simpsons |
| ahem.wav |
""We need to get this straight. Me Dom. You sub." |
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| ahhaa.wav |
"Ah Ha!" |
Daffy Duck |
| ahmiran.wav |
"You have the right not to be an asshole. If you give up that right,
everything you say and do in here will be held against you. If
you cannot afford to stop being an asshole, someone will be appointed
to kick yours outta here." |
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| alcholic.wav |
"That f&*$ing piss drunk guy. He's just laying there on the floor.
He's not gonna find out. He lives his f*^@ing life in an alcoholic haze
man. His life's a blur." |
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| alcohol.wav |
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems." |
Homer Simpson - The Simpsons |
| alive.wav |
"It's alive!" |
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| allass.wav |
"Kiss my ass"
"Honey, mark off a spot. You're all ass." |
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| alldead.wav |
"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet." |
The Crow |
| alleycat.wav |
Cat hissing |
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| allfours.wav |
"Get down on all fours."
"Hell No."
"Excuse you! This is my room!"
"You need a...Boot to the head" |
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| allmine.wav |
"Mine all mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!" |
Daffy Duck |
| allnaked.wav |
"He was all naked and rearin 'to go!" |
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| allplay1.wav |
"All the kids wanna play." |
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| allstressed.wav |
"All stressed out and noone to choke." |
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| allurflt.wav |
"This is a love boat!" |
Dexter - Dexter's Laboratory |
| almost.wav |
"No. No. No. Almost. Almost. Good guess." |
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| alrighty.wav |
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| alwysluv.wav |
"I love you. Always have." |
Braveheart |
| amazeme.wav |
"You amaze me Pinky."
"I do my best." |
Pinky & The Brain |
| amiaslut.wav |
"Am I a slut? Wow! This is better then a movie!" |
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| amuseyou.wav |
"I'm here to f*&%ing amuse you?" |
Joe Pesci - Goodfella's |
| analsex.wav |
"You know when you're getting f&^%ed up the ass and it hurts but
it feels good?!" |
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| ancients.wav |
celtic song |
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| and.wav |
"And?!" |
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| angel.wav |
"In the arms of the Angel. Fly away from here." |
Sarah McGloughlin |
| angelica.wav |
"I'm not a brat! I'm not a brat! I just want my wavs!" |
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| angelike.wav |
"She was like an angel." |
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| angelnot.wav |
"I'm an Angel. " <giggling> |
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| angelove.wav |
"When your heart makes a sound like rolling thunder. And your arms are
wrapped around an Angel ,from above. And when the Earth begins
to sway cuz it can feel the love you made. Ohhh that's how you know when
you're in love." |
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| angelsex.wav |
<moaning>"Oh, grab 'em baby. Ohhhh"
GNR- "Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yea."
"I'm an Angel. Ok. Ok. So the halo slips a little." |
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| anglmine.wav |
"Boy you're right on time...Angel of mine." |
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| angry.wav |
"Oh I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged! I have had it!"
"You're awfully cute when you're angry."
"You really think so."
"She's cute!" |
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| animal.wav |
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| ankles.wav |
"How 'bout I bend over and grab my ankles. And you see if you
can make me purr." |
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| anorder.wav |
"Take off your clothes.Now! That's an order! I wanna see you
naked. I wanna be able to lick every nook and cranny on your body.Mmmm baby. |
" |
| anticip.wav |
"I'll see you shiver with antici.......pation." |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show |
| anybody.wav |
"She would do anything, for anybody, anywhere, at any time." |
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| anykey.wav |
"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?" |
Homer Simpson - The Simpsons |
| anything.wav |
I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that" |
Meatloaf - Bat Out Of Hell II |
| aoladdix.wav |
"I want to get online. I want to get online.I need to get online."
"Welcome. "
"Yes!!!!"
"Goodbye"
"Awww F&^%"
<gun shooting>
<Laughter> |
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| aolbatmn.wav |
"As a superhero, I use America Online's powerful E-mail to keep tabs
on my arch enemies."
"Medication time, Mr. West."
"Aha, my trusty sidekick." |
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| aolblast.wav |
"Your computer is about to crash. Place your tray and seat back in their
upright positions. Place your head between your legs and kiss your keyboard
goodbye. System shutting down. System shutting down. System shutting down." |
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| aolcaps.wav |
"Thank you for flying AOL. The captain now requests that you TURN
OFF YOUR F&^%ING CAPS!" |
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| aolchats.wav |
"Ahhhh...look at all the lonely people." |
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| aolchild.wav |
"Hello there!"
"Boys have a vagina."
"Hey!"
"Boys have a penis."
"Ok bend over!"
<child laughing>
"You asshole"
"Awww you said a bad word!"
"Yous crazy Alfalfa!"
"Awww. Quit yer bellyaching. I got sponsibilities now."
"LoL"
<child laughing> |
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| aolcollr.wav |
"There goes another cyber collar." |
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| aolday.wav |
"It's just another day in this crazy place. " |
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| aolfukup.wav |
"Welcome to AOL. "
"Wooohooo!"
"You've got mail!"
"Woohoo!"
"But you can't read it."
"Doh!"
"And you can't reply to it."
"Doh!"
"Hell, you're lucky we even let you log on."
"It's not fair! It's not fair I tell you!" |
w/ Homer Simpson |
| aolfun.wav |
"Let's do it."
"I'll have two legs, a thigh and a breast."
"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid."
"Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get."
"You've gotta lick it before we kick it."
"Can you spank me?"
"MmmmHmmmm I like it!" |
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| aolgyde.wav |
"I am your damn guide. Are there any damn questions?"
"What's the topic of the room?"
"Anybody wanna do an age sex check?"
"What's TOS mean?"
"These people are natural born idiots if you ask me!" |
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| aolhold.wav |
"Push one for an expert technicican. For lesser customers push two to
get the run around. Push three to speak to an enthusiatic trainee. Push
four to send him to college. Push five for our helpful do it yourself guide.
Push eight for our sizzling 1997 technicican calendar. Or hold until
you forget your question." |
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| aoljerk.wav |
"Attention chatters! We have another potential asshole in the room! Will
all members please activate their alert button immediately. Let us now
get this f&^%ing jerk outta here!" |
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| aolkill.wav |
"Welcome! Welcome! You've got mail! File's done! You've got mail! File's
done! " |
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| aollie.wav |
"Oh my god! You mean people lie on AOL?!? Oh my god no way!" |
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| aollife.wav |
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide.
No escape from reality." |
Queen |
| aollife1.wav |
"You? Again? Don't you have a life?!" |
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| aolmail.wav |
"I finally finished my mail."
"You've got mail!"
"Ahhhh F&^%! F&^%! F^%$! F%$#!" |
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| aolman.wav |
"I'm nothing! I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get
laid! And...and ...and i don't score much! I have a little d#@!! It's pathetic!" |
True Lies |
| aolmen.wav |
"Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused." |
Eurythmics |
| aolnight.wav |
"Let's rock."
"Woohoo!"
"Let's rock this joint!"
"Baby, it's 3am i must be lonely."
"I'm playing it too cool."
"Yank meee!"
"Well I guess that makes our naughty parts tingle."
"Wow I feel good!"
"Well isn't that extra special?!" |
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| aolport.wav |
"If assholes could fly, AOL Would be a f%$#ing airport." |
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| aolpunt.wav |
<glass breaking> |
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| aolreeks.wav |
"System's got more bugs then a bait store." |
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| aolrites.wav |
"You have the right not to be an asshole. If you give up that right,
everything you say and do in here will be held against you. If
you cannot afford to stop being an asshole, someone will be appointed
to kick yours outta here." |
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| aolslu2.wav |
"I'm not a cock caressing, ball-bouncing, tongue-thrashing, nipple-nibbling,
hickey-hound-dog-slut I just play one on AOL." |
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| aolslut.wav |
"Hmmm...Imagine that. Look. It's another AOL slut." |
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| aolstuds.wav |
"Come over here you hot monster. What's the matter? Where are you
going? Oh, all you men are all alike! Seven or Eight quick ones and
you're off with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth
shut! God, I think I love him!" |
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| aoltech.wav |
<cartoon voice repeatedly>"Duh." |
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| aolzoo.wav |
"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you
want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is
such a thing. I fell saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And everytime
I do I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive. I must get
out of here. I must get free." |
The Matrix |
| archie.wav |
"Good night Archie. Oh, Archie! What are you doing? What are you
going down there for?! Oh, I don't know about this Archie. Mmmm Ohhh
Archie! Stick your tongue in it a little. Oh Oh my goodness Archie! Oh eat
my p%$#@ Archie! Oh Archie YES! You want a beer Archie? I'll go get you
a beer." |
Parody of the Bunkers of All in the Family |
| arf.wav |
"Arf! Arf!" |
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| army1.wav |
"It's a trick. Get an axe." |
Army of Darkness |
| armybit.wav |
"Yo she-bitch! Let's go!" |
Army of Darkness |
| armycom.wav |
"I'll swallow your soul!"
"Come get some!" |
Army of Darkness |
| armycvn.wav |
"Clatu. Verata. Ni<coughing>" |
Army of Darkenss |
| armygro.wav |
"Groovy" |
Army of Darkness |
| armynew.wav |
"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now.
Jack and S$#@. And Jack left town." |
Army of Darkness |
| arouseby.wav |
"Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?" |
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| arsenic.wav |
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." |
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| asaidso.wav |
"Because I said so." |
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| ashamed.wav |
"This scene was recorded earlier because we were ashamed to
do it now." |
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| asmo.wav |
Rock me Amadeus - partial |
Falco |
| asnert.wav |
"Oh no! A snert!" |
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| assholes.wav |
"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?!"
"Yo!"
"I knew it i am surrounded by assholes!"
"Keep firing assholes!" |
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| assistnc.wav |
"How iay I, in all humble servitute be of assistance?" |
SNL - Lily Tomlin |
| asskick.wav |
"I'm gonna rip your ear off your face, shove it up your butt, so
you can hear me kickin' your ass." |
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| asskickd.wav |
"Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got
our asses kicked pal!" |
Aliens |
| assonher.wav |
"Did you see the ass on her?" |
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| asswhup.wav |
"I don't know anything about that. All I know is that someone is gonna
get their ass whooped over this thing." |
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| asupnair.wav |
"Just sorta wave my ass up in the air and tease him with it." |
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| atoast.wav |
"A toast to absent friends." |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show |
| attached.wav |
"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sorta attached to it." |
Eeyore - Winnie the Pooh |
| attitude.wav |
"Don't give me that attitude. I got one of my own." |
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| awetter.wav |
"What's this? A letter for me?" |
Tweety Bird |
| awomn.wav |
"A woman! And shes so beautiful, serene,angelic. I almost feel bad about
starting at her knockers.." |
Duckman |
| awwbaby.wav |
"Awww baby. You know how to make me melt." |
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| awwwwww.wav |
"Don't lay this s$#@ on me. You are pissed off because you've become
a victim of something you started yourself." |
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| azzmine.wav |
"Your ass is mine." |
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